Where are Peyton and Eli Manning on 'Monday Night Football'? Imagining their Chargers-Raiders conversations

“Monday Night Football” boasted a set of interesting competitors to close Week 4, with the Chargers playing host to the Raiders in a clash of high-flying AFC West front-runners. What it did not use, nevertheless, was everybody’s brand-new preferred prime-time duo: Peyton and Eli Manning, who debuted their own ESPN2 broadcast throughout the very first 3 weeks of the season.

Where were the Manning bros for the Chargers-Raiders video game? Sitting in your home. Or at a bar. Or someplace, simply not in their common “booths.” Why? Because they’re just contracted to do 10 “Monday Night Football” broadcasts this season, therefore they’re taking a break till Week 7, when the Seahawks play host to the Saints on Oct. 25.

If you’re stuck there sitting somberly, questioning how you’re gonna make it till near Halloween without your fill of Peyton and Eli on “Monday Night Football,” fret not. Because we took a while to envision what their discussions may’ve appeared like throughout the very first half of this week’s contest in between the Chargers and Raiders. Please keep in mind that none of the following discussions are genuine. Repeat: They are comprised. But if you’re desperate for Manning Brothers material, this ought to do:

Lightning hold-up

Peyton: You can’t be severe. We’re getting word that the video game will be postponed till … 8:55 Eastern, they’re stating … since of lightning. We’re discussing an indoor structure, folks. Last I inspected, lightning does not take a trip through the roofing.

Eli: Are you sure about that?

Peyton: Yes, Eli, I’m sure. But that’s what we’re hearing, a postponed start. Wow. And they’re keeping the TELEVISION teams on the field!

Eli: Maybe since they’re not using helmets?

Peyton: This is why I’m irritated by this, I need to invest another thirty minutes with you.

Uniform combinations

Eli: You understand, something I’m discovering while we wait on the kickoff is these uniforms. What do you believe, Peyton, are these the best jerseys we’ve seen up until now this year?

Peyton: Oh no doubt. In reality, it practically makes me a little envious. You understand, all those years using the Colts blue, you do not get a lots of range with that one.

Eli: No you do not. And we didn’t have it far better in New York.

Peyton: Don’t concern, you would’ve made these appearance bad, too.

Eli: Oh! Did you see that?!

Peyton: Oh my sweet Elway, was that a deal with. I suggest, if I’m Jon Gruden, I’m utilizing that movie to teach my securities how to bring a person down, each week, for the remainder of the season. Pulls out white boards to prepare Renfrow’s course to the ball.

Eli: Starts dressing up as Hunter Renfrow to surpass Peyton’s diagram. Can’t get the helmet off later, so retakes his seat completely equipment.

Peyton: Eli, where did you get the Raiders helmet, by the method? Are you all set to share this story?

Eli: Maybe later on, Peyton.

Peyton: Did Jon provide you a call in 2015? Are you all set to share this?

Eli: Later.

Peyton: Oh my, are they actually gonna call this here? They are. Darren Waller has the audacity to get thrilled after his huge catch, which’s a charge on the Raiders.

Eli: Oof. That’s rough.

Peyton: That’s outrageous. Horseradish.

Eli: I believe you most likely commemorated more difficult than that when you played.

Peyton: Darren, you send us whatever costs is coming your method, and Eli and I will pay that for you.

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